Raymond was lucky when
a workmate gave him a bag of home-grown chilis.

Raymond was unlucky when
he touched his eye after chopping chilis.

Raymond was lucky that
he had milk in the fridge so he could wash out his eye.

Raymond was unlucky when
he dropped the milk bottle on the kitchen floor.

Raymond was lucky that
he had five cats and two dogs who loved milk.

Raymond was unlucky when
he stepped on a shard of glass from the milk bottle.

Raymond was lucky that
at the time he was wearing shoes.

Raymond was unlucky when
he cut his finger while picking up the glass.

Raymond was lucky that
he had a box of Band-aids in a kitchen drawer.

Raymond was unlucky that
the box was empty.

Raymond was lucky that
he had lots of fancy paper napkins left over from Christmas.

Raymond was unlucky when
his cats and dogs got into a huge fight.

Raymond was lucky when
he opened the backdoor and they all went outside.

Raymond was unlucky when
he closed the door on his finger.

Raymond was lucky that
it wasn’t broken and he hadn’t drawn blood.

Raymond was unlucky when
he went to wipe away a tear and stuck his chili finger into his other eye.

Raymond went to bed.
Maybe Tuesday would be a better day.

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PAD 13
Prompt: Write a lucky/unlucky poem.

This is a bit silly, but it was fun, however I think it needs more thought and work. Poor Raymond.