Today’s prompt is to write lines for fortune cookies.
Now I want to eat some fortune cookies!  No fortune cookies in this part of the planet.
Or, at least, not yet.

Be wary of flying pizzas.

You will receive a proposition. Don’t jump.

There is a surprise around the next corner.

Go with one-ply.  It is better for the environment.

Men with moustaches should be avoided.

Vanilla is the best choice today.

Half a loaf is half a loaf.

Remember that day your mother warned you about?  It is not today.

Your cloud has a tin lining.

Somebody loves you more than you know.